Monday, 15 June 2009

PONYCLUB.



Ooooooh.

Is that some hawt Tangerine/Akeon/Elyzium (in future to be refered to as 'Takely') action? :O
No, actually it is not. Yet. But I'm having this idea for a movie, you know? 'Riding with the Ponyclub'... CUZ U KNOW... ponytails... RIDING....! yup...

~ely

Thursday, 28 May 2009

How to Raid Eficiently

Preparing to raid is the key for PVE success. You need flasks, potions, reagents for your spells, soul shards, arrows, bullets, poisons etc etc. When you have all these, and memorize the tactics your char is ready to raid. But what about you ?

Today, i will tell you the key points of hardcore raiding. I will focus on YOU not your char. So get ready for awesome tips !

1- Eat your meal 1 hour before the raid. You will be full till the end of the raid so you wont need any food. But, try to get some cookies on your desk so if you get a little hungry you can eat those.


2- If you smoke cigarettes, have 1 pack extra. You will never know how stressful a boss can be so you might chain smoke. Going out of cigarettes is the worst thing that can happen to you ! And if you are not allowed to smoke in your room (which is totally gay) stand up against your parents/boyfriend/girlfriend/room mate/gay lover and smoke while you are raiding !


3- You need to be awake and full focused. So, buy some drinks with coffeine. Redbull (not Redbulla, he is not tasty) Coke or coffee are the best.


4- If you are old (like Galen) and you need to pee a lot, the best thing you can do is..well pee in your pants. Nah, try to pee during wipes. You can say "brb phone call/someone at door/relog/or alt f4. You can go and pee in peace. Dipers are also good..



5- Jerk off before the raid. Not sex, just old casual masturbating. You will be relaxed and you wont get horny when you look at your hot female char. (trolls excluded)Well, that's all folks ! Now you can raid like a pro, have fun :)
/tangerine

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Who hates Wintergrasp ?


i do i do i do !


I really dont get why WG causes server crash while i m farming saronite or doing daily quests. I mean i have 200g and raid starts in 1 hour. i need to farm fast for raid. Thanks to WG i cant farm because world server is down.


And people say that i m too lazy to farm gold.


ps: gief some gold ffs
/tangerine

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Official IW Soundtrack


Probably every guild out there has some soundtrack. They play it during raid or during some vent fun. But for IW that soundtrack is more than just a song it is a way of living our wow life. Well not really..


Early in the WOTLK while we were lvling and starting Naxx raids, we kinda noticed that our beloved member (who stopped playing months ago) Zetsubou never speaks on vent. So we forced him to sing Village People - YMCA on vent. Migsy even made a macro for that. He didnt sing it ofc but we kept that YMCA thingy going on for a long time. Right now with lots of new members and shit, we lost that YMCA spirit. I m quite glad that we did because people were starting to think some wierd ideas and theories about us.

Later on, i found that there are millions of straight people who were in YMCA fever.

Even The Thing sings it
/tangerine

Sunday, 10 May 2009

Invisible Blog is up !

Be ready for some cool shit. Every member of can write down what they want to share with wow comunity here. So lets start mothertruckers !!

/tangerine